Imagine, if you will, a time when the world was demanding that Alec Baldwin wear terrible prosthetics under a bandana. When children clamored for a pulp hero that barely made it out of the 40's. And imagine if you will, an entire film based around a hero with no discernible good qualities. (Though we're still really into that last one if the box office returns for the latest Zack Snyder picture is any indicator.) This was the age of The Shadow. And by age, I mean probably a week.
This movie is boring. It might be racist. That dagger is stupid. Boom. The end. This episode is okay.
Also in the episode: Allen apologizes for having seen 3 Doors Down live. Tim Curry's musical career is praised. And of course Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice is discussed in the parts where NO ONE IN THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING DOING ANYTHING.